Fight with Yourself!

[bitten_notshy]

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[lovemykilt]

What are you babbling about, mad man?

[scruffnfeathers]

You stole that from Congressman Barney Frank.

[lovemykilt]

. . . It was a literary allusion.

[scruffnfeathers]

It was a blatant display of unoriginality.

[lovemykilt]

Says the guy who spends all his time with fanfiction.

[scruffnfeathers]

That's completely different. That falls under fair use and credit is given to the creators of the original material.

[lovemykilt]

Fine, then. I say that literary allusions are fair use, too. You know, as long as we're making up copyright law on the fly, here.

[scruffnfeathers]

Individuals have a right to due credit when someone makes use of their intellectual property!

[lovemykilt]

PROPERTY IS THEFT! *tackles*

[scruffnfeathers]

*falls over, mostly from surprise*

. . . What?

[lovemykilt]

VIVA LA REVOLUTION!

[scruffnfeathers]

Now you're just making things up!

[lovemykilt]

FREE CHE GUEVARA!

[scruffnfeathers]

Che Guevara is dead!

[lovemykilt]

Help! I'm being oppressed!

[scruffnfeathers]

I have no time for your idiocy.

[lovemykilt]

You have nothing but time for my idiocy, and you know it.

[scruffnfeathers]

Okay, fine, but the mun has government documents to work on.

[lovemykilt]

The government's the Man. DAMN THE MAN!

[scruffnfeathers]

. . .

*puts two fingers on Priestly's forehead*

[lovemykilt]

*falls asleep*

Mun: *goes back to work. maybe.*