Fight with Yourself!

[bitten_notshy]

Because it is Friday and I need something funny and distracting ...

Go ahead. Get it all out.

Fight with yourself.

Comments

[puppy_fair]

I, uh... That's not really necessary, is it? I'll just give everyone who can eat the cookies, and maybe they can take them somewhere else and eat them? And... This guy can... Um.

... What do you give a guy with no mouth when you've given cookies to everyone else?

[feline-royalty.livejournal.com]

Blow jobs.

[puppy_fair]

ACK.

[raspberryturk]

Hey, there's an idea. Zack, you go an' play with stinky, there. An' I'll be over here. With the cookies.

What kinda booze goes good with cookies, anyhow?

[shiroi_tiger]

Whiskey. And I'm not sharing.

Not after witnessing that conversation.

[furnaceface]

... I hate yer all. Ruddy plonkers.