So...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

My mun and I have decided that we all should have the opportunity to talk to Little Wooden Boy or the equivalent. Not necessarily about Ms Pryde, mind you. Just about life.

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Okay, so my family was slaughtered when I was eleven...

...no, I don't want to talk about my family being slaughtered, I'm over that.

No, I don't think the insomnia, nightmares, flashbacks, general inability to trust anyone, and attraction to people incapable of returning my feelings has anything to do with my family's horrible demise.

Moving on. In the hopes of getting some closure, I dedicated my entire life to killing Xena in revenge. But since being here I've found myself caring for people, taking part in altruistic acts, making out with vampires, doing deeds which may be called "Heroic"...

No, I don't find this is a sign of healing. I find it highly disconcerting and going against my natural inclinations.

Yes, I am including the making out with vampires under going against my natural inclinations.

What did you just say?

CUTE?!?

I'll give you cute! Now where did I put that axe?

Hey! Where you going?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen any axes. Sorry. I have a sword though, if you want it.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Axe, sword, so long as it has an edge...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[hands her his claymore] I trust you know how to take good care of this sort of thing.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks at claymore* Shiny...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Isn't it nice? Just bring it back without any nicks, please.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Very nice. I won't. Unless you're planning on spanking me if I do...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

No, I'd just be Very Put Out. And you really don't want to see that. Not after yesterday.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy cannot speak. But if he could, he would say that you aren't cute. You're adorable! And no sharp object that can be used to chop wood can separate you and him.

Or he would if he had a basic understanding of human concepts like "adorable" and "emotional attachment." But he doesn't even have a brain.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks at Ten's Claymore (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtherapy/6369.html?thread=399073#t399073)*

*looks at Little Wooden Boy*

*grins*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy would remind Callisto that she came to him. And then he would wiggle an eyebrow in a suggestive fashion. But his face was etched on and couldn't move.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks displeased with the potential suggestive eyebrow wriggling*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy doesn't even blink at the look. He can't.

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

*dies giggling*