So...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

My mun and I have decided that we all should have the opportunity to talk to Little Wooden Boy or the equivalent. Not necessarily about Ms Pryde, mind you. Just about life.

Comments

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I'll start.
I hate myself. I hate myself and did I mention that my girlfriend was making out with an Immortal? yeah, that stings. I hate myself. And it's not like suicide would work either. In fact, it would probably just make things worse.

Bloody regeneration shite. [kicks the floor, hard] Ow.

I'm going to spend most of today trying to figure out how to apologise. To everyone, except for Geoff, but I'll probably apologise to him again too holy shit, I kissed him. where the HELL did that come from?. Cally probably won't ever forgive me, too.

[bangs head against the wall a bunch of times]



Yeah, but you're still depressed about things. Serves you right, Ms. 'Gremlin bite?! That sounds like fun!'

We'd better.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Okay, so my family was slaughtered when I was eleven...

...no, I don't want to talk about my family being slaughtered, I'm over that.

No, I don't think the insomnia, nightmares, flashbacks, general inability to trust anyone, and attraction to people incapable of returning my feelings has anything to do with my family's horrible demise.

Moving on. In the hopes of getting some closure, I dedicated my entire life to killing Xena in revenge. But since being here I've found myself caring for people, taking part in altruistic acts, making out with vampires, doing deeds which may be called "Heroic"...

No, I don't find this is a sign of healing. I find it highly disconcerting and going against my natural inclinations.

Yes, I am including the making out with vampires under going against my natural inclinations.

What did you just say?

CUTE?!?

I'll give you cute! Now where did I put that axe?

Hey! Where you going?

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

[OOC: Brilliant! Little Wooden Boy will hit this post tonight after work.]

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

((The Doctor could really use a Little Wooden Boy right now (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtherapy/6369.html?thread=395745#t395745). Cheers!))

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Haven't seen any axes. Sorry. I have a sword though, if you want it.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Axe, sword, so long as it has an edge...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*pats*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy is just a few pieces of wood bound together in a crude manner. He cannot speak. But if he could, he would say that it isn't your fault, and the only way to apologize (Little Wooden Boy is American and spells "apologize" with a "z") is from your heart.

Now leave him alone before he gives you a splinter.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

This sucks and I hate it. [kicks the floor again and stubs his toe] Ow.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

[hands her his claymore] I trust you know how to take good care of this sort of thing.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

If he gave me a splinter, I'd deserve it. Because I suck.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy cannot speak. But if he could, he would say that you aren't cute. You're adorable! And no sharp object that can be used to chop wood can separate you and him.

Or he would if he had a basic understanding of human concepts like "adorable" and "emotional attachment." But he doesn't even have a brain.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy will give you a splinter it will make you stop whining. And it will hurt enough to take your mind off any problems not relating to having a big chunk of wood in your hand.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Okay. Thank you, Little Wooden Boy.

[isn't THAT much of a masochist]

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks at claymore* Shiny...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*hugs*

Want AuntieCallisto to kiss it better?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks at Ten's Claymore (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fandomtherapy/6369.html?thread=399073#t399073)*

*looks at Little Wooden Boy*

*grins*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Isn't it nice? Just bring it back without any nicks, please.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy would be proud that his tough love approach helped, if he weren't inanimate. The splinter he gave was much, much smaller than what he could have done. But psychologically, it was huge. He would hope it helped.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Very nice. I won't. Unless you're planning on spanking me if I do...

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy would remind Callisto that she came to him. And then he would wiggle an eyebrow in a suggestive fashion. But his face was etched on and couldn't move.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*looks displeased with the potential suggestive eyebrow wriggling*

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy doesn't even blink at the look. He can't.

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Dude you kissed the love of my life! Only don't tell Sawyer I said that 'kay?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

No, I'd just be Very Put Out. And you really don't want to see that. Not after yesterday.