So...

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

My mun and I have decided that we all should have the opportunity to talk to Little Wooden Boy or the equivalent. Not necessarily about Ms Pryde, mind you. Just about life.

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[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Dear Little Wooden Boy,

So, I'm a sociopath and that works for me. I'm polite and kind of shy and apparently pretty and as a result some girls and a few boys seem to like me.

Unfortunately, people won't leave me alone. See, I had this experimant right? And I tested my fear toxin on a couple people and everyone is acting like I killed tham or something! I mean, it could have been worse, in the future I'm going to use mental patients put under my care by the State in my twisted fear experiments. These people are all fine and it only lasted a couple hours! It's not permanent like it will be some day.

And Martin Blank is like, after me or something. Maybe he thinks I'm cute? Apparently a lot of people do, but only girls like Paige want to go out with me. Do you think I'll get a reputation like hers? Do you think Sawyer's going to kick my ass when he finds out I'm totally boning his girlfriend? but dude! who hasn't? But yeah, Martin Blank is pulling my pigtails over this and it's making me very sad.

And all that 'blaming the fear toxin' stuff? Lame. I mean, is it my fault that unlike everyone else while under the effects of the fear toxin, he became homicidally violent? I think that says something about him, rather than something about me. I have no idea why my fucked upness is worthy of recrimination and investigation but Blank's is simply glossed over.

Is it the black? Should I wear more black? Or is it the hot redheaded girlfriend? I don't think I could talk Lily into giving up Draco for me but if it would help...

Love,
Jonathan

((umm, much love to Blank-mun and everyone else involved in the plot against Jonathan, this isn't me attacking or anything. Oh Also much love to Paige-mun, who puts up with me leaving for lab in the middle of NWS scenes. This is not me attacking you either!))

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

*Paige whacks Jonathan upside the head for saying such things about her also suspects he might totally enjoy it*

((no worries, I have turned her slightly easy, but you know it's all that I could get killing by a demon at any moment thing!))

[the4thsister.livejournal.com]

Oh and yes I do think Sawyer's gonna kick your ass if he finds out, but hey the open relationship thing was agreed upon and if he does kick your ass I'll kick his and I'm so much tougher than he is and can with hold sex (no really I can I've just wanted to so far!)

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

[Don't worry - he may dump me after last night anyway. *laughs evil-ly*]

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could move, he would LEAP AT THE EVILDOER AND SMITE HIM! He can't though. So he would merely suggest that you let the heat on you cool down a little. No toxins for a little bit. If you need to get work some issues out while still freaking people out, take up harmless pranks. Whipped cream pies in the face, joy buzzers, squirting flowers.

Ease up on the psychological evil and just play the part of the joker for a bit.