Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[bitchprince]

So it turns out my boyfriend is more than a bit of a pervert at heart...

Discretion. Honestly, people, try it.

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

There's no room for discretion in this day and age. Besides, that's boring.

[bitchprince]

I'm not from this day and age.

And there's a lot of things you can do that aren't boring while still remaining discrete. Merlin needs to stop adding to his porn collection.

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

That mean he did take my advice, make his own porn?

[bitchprince]

...No, but I'm suddenly struck by a horrible sense of foreboding.

[pastmewrong.livejournal.com]

All good so long as it doesn't end up on the 'net, right?

[trigons_child]

...that reminds me, I should probably tell Merlin that I absolutely do not intend to empathically eavesdrop on you two. It was very kind of him to offer, but....no.

[bitchprince]

...

If that ever happened, there are several reasons - which I will not go into for discretion purposes - why I am glad that isn't happening as I'd never be able to have sex again.