Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[trigons_child]

...that reminds me, I should probably tell Merlin that I absolutely do not intend to empathically eavesdrop on you two. It was very kind of him to offer, but....no.

[bitchprince]

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If that ever happened, there are several reasons - which I will not go into for discretion purposes - why I am glad that isn't happening as I'd never be able to have sex again.