http://decoder-rings.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2010-04-05 12:21 pm
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Naughty School, No Cookie!

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!
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lovemykilt: (chin up)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2010-04-05 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I miss Claudia.

[identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No one else around to help you out? Or just haven't found anyone you like enough?
lovemykilt: (tattooed love boy)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2010-04-05 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Right, like anyone else is gonna go for the weirdo with the hair? Plus, I only managed to ask her out the first time accidentally. I suck at this stuff.

I mean, not the sex part. The other stuff. Leading to the sex part.

. . . Not the foreplay.

Shut up.
vanillajello: (Pleasantly surprised.)

[personal profile] vanillajello 2010-04-05 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, 'the weirdo with the hair' is so totally my type. Just look at my ex! And if you hit on me as hard as not-you did, we'd probably end up... making out, at least.

... If my social life wasn't pretty complicated already, anyway.
lovemykilt: (head tilt)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2010-04-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, so you want me to be a smarmy jackass? And how do I figure out when your social life is less complicated?

See? It's hard.
vanillajello: (Yeah right.)

[personal profile] vanillajello 2010-04-05 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I said "as hard as not-you", not "exactly like not-you". It's about the level of obvious interest, not about the smarmy douchebaggery.

As for my social life? ... Yeah I don't think it's ever getting less complicated, actually. It's more of a 'jump in, or run the other way like any sensible person' type of deal.
lovemykilt: (the star)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2010-04-05 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure jumping in would just get me a boatload of neurotic terror followed by rejection. Not exactly fun.

I mean, I'm not saying that you specifically would act that way, but that's -- I mean -- I should just stick to making sandwiches.

[identity profile] elephantgadget.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong with your hair?

I think you're quite attractive and very nice.

I, well... I have no experience with the dating thing, but sex I'm quite good at.
lovemykilt: (right)

[personal profile] lovemykilt 2010-04-05 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Not you. You're like, twelve.
notmyownage: (*is exasperated*)

[personal profile] notmyownage 2010-04-05 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
First: fifteen. And second: you wish you could handle a woman like me.

[identity profile] blondecanary.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
...swear to god, I'm fixing you up soon. It's been long enough!
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