Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[guardian-god.livejournal.com]

When you say 'never' I'm going to pretend you mean 'until one of us figures something out in the next weeks' or things between us are likely to get desperate.

Mainly because of your first point.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, that's what I mean.

Actual never is just Not Okay. At all. I mean, we spend hours together everyday. This should be easier.

[guardian-god.livejournal.com]

Mhmm, hours together. As much as I enjoy our training, additional hours on a different task would be beneficial to us both in other ways.

...there is the apartment on Wednesday afternoons. It's not like I need to sleep ever.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Those are some really formal words you're using there.

Just saying.

...and you just bring this up now? Sleep is for the weak.

[guardian-god.livejournal.com]

You're informal enough for the both of us.

It's not like you didn't know she worked Wednesdays. Besides, there's no good time to make that sort of...offer.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

I figured you slept at some point.

And every time is a good time to make that offer. JSYK. Besides you like the informalness.