http://decoder-rings.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] decoder-rings.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2010-04-05 12:21 pm

Naughty School, No Cookie!

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The sex is fucking awesome. Like holy crap.

You know what's not awesome? Not having any privacy or time since his roommate turned back human and Adrian is back in town and it's not I can sexile Morgana because it'd be weird for him to come to the dorms and ARGH.

So yeah, sex is great except that we'll never have it again.
bitten_notshy: ([ooc] armor + ice cream)

[personal profile] bitten_notshy 2010-04-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
... hotel? Cabins? Does he have a car?

I know you're creative!

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds really dirty when you say creative like that, Jack.

And yeah, but there's still the time issue. It's just stupid.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't think that hasn't been done thought about!

But the gym is where Jessi is...

[identity profile] guardian-god.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
When you say 'never' I'm going to pretend you mean 'until one of us figures something out in the next weeks' or things between us are likely to get desperate.

Mainly because of your first point.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yeah, that's what I mean.

Actual never is just Not Okay. At all. I mean, we spend hours together everyday. This should be easier.

[identity profile] guardian-god.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhmm, hours together. As much as I enjoy our training, additional hours on a different task would be beneficial to us both in other ways.

...there is the apartment on Wednesday afternoons. It's not like I need to sleep ever.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are some really formal words you're using there.

Just saying.

...and you just bring this up now? Sleep is for the weak.

[identity profile] guardian-god.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
You're informal enough for the both of us.

It's not like you didn't know she worked Wednesdays. Besides, there's no good time to make that sort of...offer.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I figured you slept at some point.

And every time is a good time to make that offer. JSYK. Besides you like the informalness.
icecoldfrost: (don't need telepathy to know you're dumb)

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2010-04-05 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
For pity's sake, Rosebud. You're smarter than that.

I will personally book you a hotel on the mainland under my name if it means I don't have to listen to you whine about never having sex again. The King size bed and champagne are on me, but then you owe me girl-gossip.

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
For pity's sake, Wifey, you totally don't get that it might be a little more complicated than that.

...Not that I wouldn't take you up on that offer if it becomes possible.
icecoldfrost: (all your sex and diamonds)

[personal profile] icecoldfrost 2010-04-05 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Skip class and make it a day trip? Make time, darling, before you pop from sheer frustration.

And there's no expiration date on that offer, if you want to go somewhere a bit more private than the cabins...

[identity profile] guardianborn.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Making time is an excellent point, hmm.

And maybe you'll get that girl gossip anyway just for good points.