Naughty School, No Cookie!

[decoder-rings.livejournal.com]

Oh, you guys know you love this one. SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX. You all love to overshare, brag, offer tips, or wallow in your virginal existence so that's what this therapy post is for! Who's getting it? Who are you getting it with? Who's not getting it? Why not? Anyone you're wanting to get it on with?

IT'S A SEXTRAVAGANZA (I made that up myself)! Talk about all that naughty stuff or wonder why you can't get all that naughty stuff!

Comments

[icecoldfrost]

For pity's sake, Rosebud. You're smarter than that.

I will personally book you a hotel on the mainland under my name if it means I don't have to listen to you whine about never having sex again. The King size bed and champagne are on me, but then you owe me girl-gossip.

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

For pity's sake, Wifey, you totally don't get that it might be a little more complicated than that.

...Not that I wouldn't take you up on that offer if it becomes possible.

[icecoldfrost]

Skip class and make it a day trip? Make time, darling, before you pop from sheer frustration.

And there's no expiration date on that offer, if you want to go somewhere a bit more private than the cabins...

[guardianborn.livejournal.com]

Making time is an excellent point, hmm.

And maybe you'll get that girl gossip anyway just for good points.