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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Let's just settle this once and for all:

Who is the most most emo person to ever emo on the FH circuit?

WHY ARE YOU THE EMO KING OR QUEEN? WHY DO YOU MOPE AND WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Make your case!

Comments

[demonbelthazor]

I have been ordered to kill my girlfriend.

Beat that.


And my mother hates me. *pout*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'll kill my wife?

And then react to the news with the worse excuse for an emotional breakdown ever recorded on film?

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Bel is still more emo than you.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

[demonbelthazor]

My mun calls that "Pulling an Anakin." That was brutal, man. Big emo points for having to go through that.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I totally went home after that and wrote bad poetry in my emo-journal.

Nothing good rhymes with Padme. Just saying.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Padme?

Had me?
Bland tea?
Sad me?

Oh Padme
I am a sad me!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*rings banthabell*

Oh, Padme
I am a sad me!
For Palpatine had me
Kill a bunch of little kids.

I did it to save you
My dreams said I had to
Or else you would die, boo,
Then I choked you and you did.

Sorry about that.

*rings banthabell*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*lights lighter*

*sells tickets to your concerts*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

*dies*

[can_be_more]

*calls Barbossa*

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

You may have the lead now, but Hamlet is going to own your ass.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Oh totally.

Because I lose emo points by getting redeemed by a blond guy with bad hair.

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

But you gain points because every red-blooded American male from the past 25 years grew up having sexual fantasies of your daughter in a metal bikini!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Okay, so the kids are a wash.

And even Hamlet can't possibly wear more black than I end up in. And although "dead" trumps "all of my limbs chopped off by my best friend after I choke my wife pretty much to death," it only wins by a little bit.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hey, I will kill my girlfriend (while posessed by an alien) and then she comes back to life and rejects me and my blue eyes!

[can_be_more]

Very sorry about that whole rejecting thing. Really don't know what I was thinking, cuz seriously, that kiss was hot.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

It's okay. We eventually got it right after a few more deaths, some killing, and you people leaving.

[can_be_more]

Sorry about that, too. Wow, I really can be a frigid bitch, huh?

But happily every after!

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get my boyfriend in trouble, try to kill myself, shoot my commanding officer, and then be murdered by my best friend Cally. *sniffles*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But you're still not a Cylon right?

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

Totally not. *nods emphatically*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Whew. All that killing, I was a little afraid. So the Adama's are safe...?

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I think so. *looks shity*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Your girlfriend will kill you when she catches you making with the naked touching with one of her best friends. Don't forget that.

Oh, and don't forget about Angelus's leash.

Heeee!