OMG SUCKS

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Liek, all of my friends have AT LEAST gotten to third base. And now with Archie getting laid, am I THE ONLY ONE still a technical virgin?! Gods, I hate Kara "Let's hold hands and cuddle and not talk about stuff!" Thrace! I hope she's a cylon messiah or some crap like that!

THERAPIZE ME. (*said similar to "moisturize me, moisturize me!"* ...ah Doctor Who. *hearts*)

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I JUST WANNA GET LAID!!!! *whines*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Grabs him and throws him down*

Brace yourself, babe.

*jumps*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Sweet! *braces self*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIE!!!*

(How long can you hold your breath for, anyway?)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*crushes her tightly into his arms of love!*

(Let's find out, babykins)

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*MWAH!*

(good call. Arms! Arms of love! Wooo!)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*kisses those cherry lips, that soft perky little nose and along her hard and cruel jawline!*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*rubs the chest of Apollo! Biceps, yay!*

*OMG, misses Jarod like whoa suddenly*

Wah!

*more smoochies to get over emo, damnit!*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*rips off Parker's clothes in a manly fashion using those biceps of love*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*Mwah mwah mwah* *kisses all over manly sculpted emo jawline*
*messes up hair*
*rips off shirt and other clothes, wheee!*

*rubs self all over Adama*

*misses Jarod*

WAAH!

*sniffle*

*goes back to the sexing*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*stops*

Dude. Woman. This is non-angsty not-canon ridiculous angsting! I can tell you're not thinking about me and how hot I am!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

FREUDIAN SLIP.

angsting = sexing

HA!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

I am too! *snerk*

*goes back to ravishment, hot sexingness*

Okay, I wasn't, but I refuse to emo about it!

*Ravish ravish ravish like a radish*

*hot slick hot hard hot kiss8

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*kisses breasts, omg!*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*SEXXORS! WOOOOOOO! GO GO GO!*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*sexes harder and says naughty things*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*explodes in orgasmy passion!*


...

Now I need a fucking cigarette. Damnit.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

We're not done yet!

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Dude, you totally have the wrong blonde then. I hear all of the other blondes at FH are way more willing to get jiggy with it.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*whaps you*
*kisses you*
*ties you up*

Shut up. You're next.

*Goes back to ravishing Adama.*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

BUT I WANT KARA! *sad cries*

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

FINE! BE LIKE THAT! WAH!

*goes over to ravish on Charlie, if Lee's gonna be emo!

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

*kissesssssssss!*

Damnit, where's my lingerie icon?

*goes to look for it*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, well. Parkie, you minx.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Hey! Do not use the Name of Doom, damnit!

Besides, you called me a dominatrix. Thought I didn't catch that, didn't you?

*rummages for leather*