fandomtherapy | OMG SUCKS

OMG SUCKS

Liek, all of my friends have AT LEAST gotten to third base. And now with Archie getting laid, am I THE ONLY ONE still a technical virgin?! Gods, I hate Kara "Let's hold hands and cuddle and not talk about stuff!" Thrace! ~~I hope she's a cylon messiah or some crap like that!~~

THERAPIZE ME. (*said similar to "moisturize me, moisturize me!"* ...ah Doctor Who. *hearts*)

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*Grabs him and throws him down*

Brace yourself, babe.

*jumps*

Sweet! *braces self*

*SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCHIE!!!*

(How long can you hold your breath for, anyway?)

*crushes her tightly into his arms of love!*

(Let's find out, babykins)

*MWAH!*

(good call. Arms! Arms of love! Wooo!)

*kisses those cherry lips, that soft perky little nose and along her hard and cruel jawline!*

*rubs the chest of Apollo! Biceps, yay!*

*OMG, misses Jarod like whoa suddenly*

Wah!

*more smoochies to get over emo, damnit!*

*rips off Parker's clothes in a manly fashion using those biceps of love*

*Mwah mwah mwah* *kisses all over manly sculpted emo jawline*
*messes up hair*
*rips off shirt and other clothes, wheee!*

*rubs self all over Adama*

*misses Jarod*

WAAH!

*sniffle*

*goes back to the sexing*

*stops*

Dude. Woman. This is non-angsty not-canon ridiculous angsting! I can tell you're not thinking about me and how hot I am!!

FREUDIAN SLIP.

angsting = sexing

HA!

I am too! *snerk*

*goes back to ravishment, hot sexingness*

Okay, I wasn't, but I refuse to emo about it!

*Ravish ravish ravish like a radish*

*hot slick hot hard hot kiss8

*kisses breasts, omg!*

*SEXXORS! WOOOOOOO! GO GO GO!*

*sexes harder and says naughty things*

*explodes in orgasmy passion!*

...

Now I need a fucking cigarette. Damnit.

We're not done yet!

Oh, right.

*goes back to sexxing Lee up, omg!*

*smooooch with tongue!*

*tries to time it right so that Parker has O#2 when he comes, OMG, like train in the middle of the night!*

Almost, almost, almost, almost--- c'mon, you, work it!

*Sexxors!*

*Hot open-mouth kisses!*

*messes up his hair!*

*works it, omg*

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

*falls off the precipice of passion once again, possibly leaving the train of Adama's orgasm in the mountain tunnel somewhere*

*kisses her gently afterwards*

*sighs*

*snuggles*

omg, don't tell anyone about the snuggling, okay?

Dude, what happens in these therapy sessions, STAYS. Unsanctioned lj comm, right?

*plays with your hair*

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