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So, what do you do when your boyfriend throws a party because a girl died and you're the ONLY ONE who is sensitive to realize that he's just dealing in his own way, and everyone's being so, omg, meeeeeeeeeeean about it?

*woe/angst, but not wangst*

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Apparently...

Huh, I guess that's what you miss when you're busy not caring.

OMG, don't you CARE? Like, wow, someone totally bit the big one and you're supposed to have a BIG, HUGE EMO SOBFEST now! *passes out standard issue Fandom High emo!angst hankies*

Um, dude, watched entire village getting slaughtered as child, kills people for a living, not going to care about one person I barely knew.

Oh, well, I think we have pre-printed excuse forms for people are emotionally deadened to pain and loss.

So you're still coming to the party, right? Because, hey, excuse to drink.

~~You know I don't drink intoxicants Theo-...Janet~~ Of course.

~~We'll spike your punch with something relatively flavorless. How do you feel about vodka?~~ Great!

~~Vodka works.~~

*hands you punch spiked with vodka*

*steps out of range of sharp, pointy objects*

*drinks spiked punch*

*is not violent drunk, but flirty giggly drunk*

*drinks a glass of spiked punch herself*

*gets flirty and giggly with Callisto*

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psycho-barbie.livejournal.com - 2005-11-05 01:06 (UTC) - Expand

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janet_fraiser - 2005-11-05 02:26 (UTC) - Expand

AH, KITTY.

I knew you barely. ~~And yet my guilt complex requires that I blame myself for your death.~~

*weeps pitifully*

There there. ~~Wow, it's all about you, isn't it?~~

*sniffle*

~~Never, ever underestimate the Lorelais' power to make any situation about themselves. Seriously, they can do it with ANYTHING.~~

*pets... carefully, because you never know when Logan is watching*

~~How about the fact that I can't get laid?~~

~~It's because Jake is, omg, in love with me. I should go kill myself so you can get some.~~

You do that. Just be obvious that it's all your decision and don't mess up any evidence that'll prove it was you.

...Well? Dude, I'm waiting.

~~I shall write a note detailing how you encouraged me to do this, you meeeeenie.~~

~~Hey, no! Then Jake will be all sad because nomoreRory and he'll wibble at me and how can I get laid when he's depressed?~~

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auroryborealis.livejournal.com - 2005-11-05 00:46 (UTC) - Expand

*glares*

Is it my fault you weren't around to comfort your girlfriend?

*cough*

No, it's mine. I told you. Everything is always my fault.

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krycek-rat.livejournal.com - 2005-11-05 00:45 (UTC) - Expand

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auroryborealis.livejournal.com - 2005-11-05 00:47 (UTC) - Expand

I refuse to be all weepy and sobby for someone I barely knew.

I mean, OMG! War! Against aliens! For seven years! And how many people did I treat and watch die and freakin' AUTOPSY, for cryin' out loud!

Tragic waste, yeah, yeah, I know, died so young, but OMG. I have set it aside and moved on!

~~*hands your guilt complex an emo!angst hankie with your initials*~~

Janet, you are stronger than everyone else at this school, omg.

~~Though I've kind of moved on after my talk with LWB yesterday.~~

*wails*

I'm completely cracked, but none of you have noticed yet. I cope by eating ice cream and reading advanced textbooks on genetics! How fucked up is that?

~~That's okay, keep it for the next emo!angst moment you have. Because we know you'll have one.~~

*pats you comfortingly*

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