Girls

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Okay seriously, what's up with this school? How come all these girls can kick our collective asses and they know it too. And if they can't physically get you, they so have their tricks to render you completely speechless. Like just the other night, I had my girlfriend and Parker gang up on me. You'd think my girlfriend would try to defend me or something, but no... she has to make it even worse. It's just not fair.

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's manly subtext, you can't decipher it. Shoo!

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

don't underestimate the power of Mars, dude

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*underestimates like whoa*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

pities Cam...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*is oblivious*

[sensethevisions]

*giggles* I'm a witch, remember. Besides, I have learned the art of subtext from both Beka and Belthazor.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Witchcraft and subtext have nothing to do with each other. You need manly bits to get manly subtext!

[sensethevisions]

What if I've had manly bits IN me?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Too much information, dude! And it doesn't work that way.

[sensethevisions]

*giggles* You brought up the manly bits...I could get a strap-on...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I'll be standing over there. *points to other side of room*

[sensethevisions]

*grins* You cannot have it both ways, Cam.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Cameron, I lead an army composed entirely of men. I speak fluent manly subtext.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You realize I now want fic about this.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Anders, why is my mun now cackling even more insanely than usual?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*meeps*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

That and you look good in a beard.

[can_be_more]

Yet another one of the things males are generally clueless about: we're on to you.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

But you love us regardless? Right? *looks cute*

[can_be_more]

Well, you do have your uses.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*isn't sure if he should be insulted or flattered*

[can_be_more]

Flattered, definitely. I mean, we couldn't have survived this long as species without males. Unless there's some asexual evolution going on that I'm unaware of.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*beams* Well, we're safe for now then.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

See? I told you!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

We're surrounded, man.