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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

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[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Umm, Draco? You're my friend and stuff right? And well, sometimes we do that thing where we have sex and that's all cool, but I think that might have something to do with Lily and you not having the sex.

Also the fact that you picked a white hat to date, that's just my opinion though.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

But she's the prettiest white hat ever! And she hates Potters!

We must corrupt her!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Now there is a plan!

Step 1? Losing her virginity! Seriously!

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Step 2? Stop wasting your time fighting over baked goods and focus on the plan.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

But...but I like baked goods. If I have an addiction to brownies it YOUR FAULT! You and your baking skills.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

It's okay, you can call them 'mad skillz' like you really want to.

But Faith's right, darling, eventually it's going to lead to health problems. Everything in moderation. Although, I am quite a fan of love handles...

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Score! *grins at being called 'darling'*