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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

Comments

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH eyes you skeptically, despite his lack of eyeballs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

You are not getting any because you are not trying very hard. Also? you're gay.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But, dude, you looked hot in your GOF premiere pictures!

There, there. It'll happen, Draco. It just...takes time.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Umm, Draco? You're my friend and stuff right? And well, sometimes we do that thing where we have sex and that's all cool, but I think that might have something to do with Lily and you not having the sex.

Also the fact that you picked a white hat to date, that's just my opinion though.

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Hey, Draco -

Just so you know? I've been chatting up your girl too. $50 says I can get her into bed before you. Try being honest and kind sometimes. It works.

Beka

Lily, love, you know I'd never do it just on a bet.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

It's also because you're emo, dear. Jonathan says any boy who can't charm his way into a girl's pants before she's ready is not really evil at all. Don't let Voldemort know that, sucker!