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[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

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[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

*DEATH eyes you skeptically, despite his lack of eyeballs*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

You are not getting any because you are not trying very hard. Also? you're gay.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OH SNAP. Score one for the redhead.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

It's about time I scored on something around here!

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Look at my roommate! You'd do him too! He's got pretty blue eyes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Yes, but if I did him, I would not be gay. Me? Girl. You? Boy. Sheesh, what do they teach you in those pureblood families anyway?

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Umm, Draco, in AIM convos? I've totally sexed her, also? I've replaced you with her in evil form as my BFF, much love,

-Jonathan

P.S. Hot icon!

[can_be_more]

*applauds you*

We might be able to squish you in the backseat with Vala and Rory on the Vegas roadtrip, if you're up for it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Thanks, doll. I'm in. Let's go.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But, dude, you looked hot in your GOF premiere pictures!

There, there. It'll happen, Draco. It just...takes time.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

I so did. What was up with Daniel Radcliffe's suit? I dress so much better.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I have no idea. It was GREEN! And Rupert looked like he just rolled out of a stoner's van or something.

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

it wasn't just green, it was Green VELVET! I mean, WTF!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

The mun didn't see those. She only watched the David Tennant interview. Links?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

An LJ post with a site list of sites with GOF premiere pictures. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/indilime/857654.html)

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Umm, Draco? You're my friend and stuff right? And well, sometimes we do that thing where we have sex and that's all cool, but I think that might have something to do with Lily and you not having the sex.

Also the fact that you picked a white hat to date, that's just my opinion though.

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

But she's the prettiest white hat ever! And she hates Potters!

We must corrupt her!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

Now there is a plan!

Step 1? Losing her virginity! Seriously!

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Hey, Draco -

Just so you know? I've been chatting up your girl too. $50 says I can get her into bed before you. Try being honest and kind sometimes. It works.

Beka

Lily, love, you know I'd never do it just on a bet.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

I know, dear. *snuggles*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Good. Course, Draco won't take me up on the bet, because he knows I'll win. *cuddles*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

It's also because you're emo, dear. Jonathan says any boy who can't charm his way into a girl's pants before she's ready is not really evil at all. Don't let Voldemort know that, sucker!

[pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com]

Has the feeling Voldemort isn't into the ladies. And we all know I'm the diet coke of evil.

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Yes, the entire world knows that.