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ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* ~~Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.~~

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

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*DEATH eyes you skeptically, despite his lack of eyeballs*

~~You are not getting any because you are not trying very hard. Also? you're gay.~~

~~But, dude, you looked hot in your GOF premiere pictures!~~

There, there. It'll happen, Draco. It just...takes time.

~~OH SNAP. Score one for the redhead.~~

~~Look at my roommate! You'd do him too! He's got pretty blue eyes.~~

~~Yes, but if I did him, I would not be gay. Me? Girl. You? Boy. Sheesh, what do they teach you in those pureblood families anyway?~~

~~Hey, whatever stops the inbreeding. And OMG play nice or you won't get to lick my hawt tattoo!~~

Umm, Draco, in AIM convos? I've totally sexed her, also? I've replaced you with her in evil form as my BFF, much love,

-Jonathan

P.S. Hot icon!

~~I so did. What was up with Daniel Radcliffe's suit? I dress so much better.~~

Umm, Draco? You're my friend and stuff right? And well, sometimes we do that thing where we have sex and that's all cool, but I think that might have something to do with Lily and you not having the sex.

Also the fact that you picked a white hat to date, that's just my opinion though.

*is distracted by icon hotness* Yes, but gay sex won't result in children. Your mommy wants grandkids to hate.

Lick your Tattoo? Why don't you lead with that next time you're trying to sex me up? That might get you somewhere!

~~The mun didn't see those. She only watched the David Tennant interview. Links?~~

~~It's about time I scored on something around here!~~

~~I have no idea. It was GREEN! And Rupert looked like he just rolled out of a stoner's van or something.~~

An LJ post with a site list of sites with GOF premiere pictures. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/indilime/857654.html)

Dear Jonathan,

Thanks for making me sound like a whore in a public post.

~Lily

*loves Draco!sneer so much* ~~My mommy loves me no matter what I do. Hopefully. For your sake.~~

~~I would have before but mun always forgets he has one. *head desk* You like the "Hey baby, check out my ink." approach, eh? Kinky wench.~~

But she's the prettiest white hat ever! And she hates Potters!

We must corrupt her!

Dear Lily,

You're Welcome.

-Jonathan

Well, it won't really matter if you never get around to doing me, will it?

See! Good boy - we've been dating for a month now, and you finally think of giving me a pet name. I like the "Hey baby, check out my [anything]" approach. Come on, be creative, and make sure it involves touching.

Now there is a plan!

Step 1? Losing her virginity! Seriously!

((On the whole brown pinstripe suit thing...I wish there was a shot of him with DT. Just for irony's sake. Does look sexy, though, zomg.))

*clicks link*
*sees picture (http://www.livejournal.com/community/rupert_daily/148211.html)*
*has dirty thoughts and it's all your fault!*

Hey, Draco -

Just so you know? I've been chatting up your girl too. $50 says I can get her into bed before you. Try being honest and kind sometimes. It works.

Beka

~~Lily, love, you know I'd never do it just on a bet.~~

It's also because you're emo, dear. Jonathan says any boy who can't charm his way into a girl's pants before she's ready is not really evil at all. ~~Don't let Voldemort know that, sucker!~~

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