http://pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] pure-blooddraco.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-06 11:06 pm

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ZOMG I was so very close to getting some from my very hot red headed girlfriend and then we get in a fight! Dammit! *Is never getting any* Of course that might be the best thing cause that would make me a literal mother fucker.

Do not even get me started on my daddy issues.

*uses emo icon and listens to Fall Out Boy*

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
No need to breathe = oral sex in hottubs.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Now think about how much practice I've had at applying suction to key areas....

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Sure. Wear your robes and nothing else. Except maybe some stilettos

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
I like the way you wriggle

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
*wriggles for Daddy*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Back off emo-boy. It's bad enough you won't fuck me, but now you're trying to steal my other prospects?!

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
Please, like Angelus won't do you both.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but I need to be first. Er, well, before Draco at least. It's a matter of pride.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
*rolls eyes* Yeah, you don't need to tell me that you don't mind waiting...

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Does not suggest Draco may have some problems down there, hence the waiting.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
Does not suggest that you OMG shut-up and prove it.

[identity profile] psycho-barbie.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Does not suggest that if Draco can do Jonathan, but not Lily, he might be in denial about something.

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
*feels vindicated* OMG see? That's what I've been trying to tell him!

[identity profile] master-of-fear.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
Does not get involved with zomg any of this

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
But you make it too easy being all sweet and kind and emo-ly gay.

*snuggles*

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
Lily will have to thank Narcissa then. She's quite happy that you like to cuddle and snuggle and are willing to wait until the end of time, or whenever she's ready. Mun is *headdesking* repeatedly :)

[identity profile] master-of-fear.livejournal.com 2005-11-07 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
You know, Jonathan has always liked you. And he has no problem with a little pain, FYI

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/ 2005-11-07 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, why didn't you say that before? We could have done so much more on AIM, baby.