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[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*makes a small gesture with his fingers*

"SO CUTE."

[narcisssa.livejournal.com]

We blame the other parent for extreme neglect and faulty parental techniques.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Hey, you can't expect me to pass up on the opportunity to bully. *shrugs*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

I'm not a Cylon. I'm sexier than a Cylon. Also, I worship Callisto and you making her cry made me hate you.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*whispers "not as cute as you!!"*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*ROCKS YOU LIKE A WEE BABEH AND PRESERVES THIS MOMENT IN MY MIND FOREVERZ*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Well, it is an expectation, yes. So go ahead, bully away.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

See, it's so much less fun when you've got permission.

[sensethevisions]

*dies* You win. I now worship you.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

You're onto me! That is not true though I do believe you need a strong male figure in your life. You need discipline for your insubordinate ways.

I bet hearing that will make Miss Twanky cry!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

A Cylon, Widow Twanky, or someone who sees that your insecurities surrounding your masculinity lead you to put down on your son who is secure enough in his own to engage in so-called "girly" acts without fear of censure!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

She flirts with vampires! As for this education, would there be tests?

*grabs and looks at her sternly* Romance is overrated.

[narcisssa.livejournal.com]

What can Lucius say? He's in prison!

[sensethevisions]

There is that. It's his fault Draco is the way he is. Now I need someone to blame for Buffy

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

THREESOME!

If you are frakking boys, I deserve to know as this will affect my plans for grandchildren.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Ha! I knew it. That's why I have Professor the Tick! They don't come much stronger. If I wanted discipline I'd ask Angelus to spank me.

Cry me a river, baby.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...*brain breaks*

I am FRAKKING KARA and our progeny will be BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG AND WISE AND NOBLE.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Prepare her son. Kara Thrace does not strike me as one who will enjoy being big as the Galactica.

[elishevara.livejournal.com]

I find beatings to be a very effective deterrent for all but the most stubborn behavior.

[janet_fraiser]

Daddy Adama wants to spank Callisto?

Kinky.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...

[elishevara.livejournal.com]

Oh, bring it on, little witch. I am going to dip you in chocolate and have you for dessert.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Son, please tell me you're not using Earth contraceptive devices.

[sensethevisions]

What kind of chocolate?