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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

How about you called him Gideon?

ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I don't eat THAT much toast in a day. But, I probably make that much toast to parcel off to my friends. FOR I AM A NICE BOY.


And it's not a teddy bear, it's a plushie of a moose.


And you went wrong by LEAVING ME IN THE CARE OF CAROLINE ADAMA AND GOING OFF TO BE A FABULOUS OFFICER IN THE FLEET AND NOT GIVING ME THE CORRECT FATHERLY ADVICE AND LOVE.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything wrong with his behavior you mean man who makes girls cry in public.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

No one talks to my boyfriend the light of my life the water in my cup my friend Lee like that!

I like his toast, I like his biceps, and Morton the Moose plushie is CUTE!

[sensethevisions]

I think Lee is a wonderful guy who knows how to balance out strength and duty with compassion and caring.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

AND KARA THRACE HASN'T HAD HER WAY WITH ME IN DAYS, THAT FLOOZY.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG, OT, from Desert Places this morning:

"Give what you have to Ali," al-Adama said. "He needs to keep his strength, as he is more like his mother than myself. Zak took more after me. Remember our Zak, my wife? How he could ride for days with half a skein full and come back as fresh as when he left. I never saw a warrior like him, before or since."


OMG EVEN IN FIC YOU'RE RIDING MY ASS OVER THIS.

[elishevara.livejournal.com]

I ask myself that same question every day. My son is supposed to be a ruthless, heartless killer. Instead he's sending his girlfriend flowers and snuggling. WTF?

[narcisssa.livejournal.com]

At least your son isn't fucking his enemy's mother.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I don't know sir. But Lee is poor, poor ungrateful child.

...would you like another hug, sir?

[can_be_more]

Toast = great arms.