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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Nah, just waiting to get through my RL FLIST FIRST So I can sign in and taunt you with icons. DEMANDING WHORE.

*sings loudly* PRINCE ALI AMOROUS HE ALI ADAAAAAMAAA

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Well, that's okay then, I suppose.

And singing now? That's it, I'm buying Zak is own Viper.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

For there is CEDRIC ON TEH FLIST and he is more important than YOU.


*SINGS LOUDER* FABULOUS TERRY, I LOVE THE FEATHERS!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

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CEDRIC? Is he another man you're having relations with?

Also, son, what's this about you dancing around your room singing to Earth music?

INTOXICATE ME NOW

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

YES, CEDRIC IS MY BOYFRIEND.

IT'S NICE.