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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

How about you called him Gideon?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

It's a family man. We can't all be named Throgmorten or Francheska like normal people.

ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I don't eat THAT much toast in a day. But, I probably make that much toast to parcel off to my friends. FOR I AM A NICE BOY.


And it's not a teddy bear, it's a plushie of a moose.


And you went wrong by LEAVING ME IN THE CARE OF CAROLINE ADAMA AND GOING OFF TO BE A FABULOUS OFFICER IN THE FLEET AND NOT GIVING ME THE CORRECT FATHERLY ADVICE AND LOVE.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

It blows big time, oldie.

And did you consider sending him through spartan training at the age of 6? USNC would have kicked that girlie twist out of him in no time. If he didn't get himself killed first, of course.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Oh boohoo. I didn't get enough fatherly love. Bite me, pansy boy.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Everytime I get sent intel about you, you're either eating toast, writing poetry or doing OTHER not for wee kid's ears!

Son, you're almost 18 and you're sleeping with a teddy bear. SOMETHING IS WRONG.

I went off to provide you! Your constant attitude and consistent rebellion only makes me love Zak more. I'm beginning to think you're a Cylon, Lee....if that is your real name.

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[sensethevisions]

*gives Lee toast with butter because he's a nice guy*

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Lee was busying drawing animals and eating his own hair at the age of six. Sending him to training might not have been the best idea.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oh bite me, robot person.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*glees*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

*smiles*

Some of us happen to like that you're a sweetheart and are also a tough guy who helps out when needed.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I am very tough when duty calls for it. *nods*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything wrong with his behavior you mean man who makes girls cry in public.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

No one talks to my boyfriend the light of my life the water in my cup my friend Lee like that!

I like his toast, I like his biceps, and Morton the Moose plushie is CUTE!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

Yes, yes you are.

[sensethevisions]

I think Lee is a wonderful guy who knows how to balance out strength and duty with compassion and caring.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Are you too scared to reply to me, Lee Gideon Adam?

Or should I call you Lee Gideon Thrace?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

And how is the Widow Twanky? Has she taught you any new songs? Has she hit on any OTHER men?

You cried on me! I held you in your pain!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Nah, just waiting to get through my RL FLIST FIRST So I can sign in and taunt you with icons. DEMANDING WHORE.

*sings loudly* PRINCE ALI AMOROUS HE ALI ADAAAAAMAAA

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

I'm not surprised at the depth of your feelings. After all, you do spend most of your time together.

Tell me, do you know where his birthmark is?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Who eats toast and writes poetry all day.

He's a girly man. Not my son at all. Zak is the favored child.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Well, that's okay then, I suppose.

And singing now? That's it, I'm buying Zak is own Viper.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

For there is CEDRIC ON TEH FLIST and he is more important than YOU.


*SINGS LOUDER* FABULOUS TERRY, I LOVE THE FEATHERS!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

The Widow Twanky sends her love, Billy.

It was your fault I was crying in the first place!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

CEDRIC? Is he another man you're having relations with?

Also, son, what's this about you dancing around your room singing to Earth music?