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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*whispers* "BUT IT'S SO CUTE!"

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*MAKES FRANTIC KILLING GESTURES*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*whispers* "BUT IT'S SHAPED LIKE A..."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*shouts back "SHUT UP!!"*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*makes a small gesture with his fingers*

"SO CUTE."

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*whispers "not as cute as you!!"*