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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

It's going to happen! And I would ask that you name your firstborn after me.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

My grandfather's name isn't Lee or Gideon, dad.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

No, your grandfather's name is Meryl Adama. That's a horrid name.

You should name your first child (son or daughter) William Adama Jr.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

If it's a girl, can I name her Caroline?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

No.

William Adama Jr for a boy or girl.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I will not name my daughter William. For she will be as beautiful as the sun and as bright as the stars and should have a beautiful name befitting such a darling baby girl.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Willamina?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

That name isn't pretty enough.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Willaminagideonsaya?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

No.