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[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Cally dear. So good to see you again.

I would like that very much.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*hugs Commander Adama*

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, sir, but I'm pretty sure Lee is more of a girl than I am.

[sensethevisions]

*loves Cally like whoa*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

*hugs back*

I do believe you're right. Since I am disowning my son immediately, would you like to be an honorary Adama?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I would like that very much, sir. Does this mean I should join the Fleet and be the bestest, most abused Crewman specialist ever?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

*dubs Cally a honorary Adam*

You can do whatever you'd like, dear. You can even have the job I was saving for Lee as Right Hand Adama.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

What exactly does being Right Hand Adama entail? ...does it come with health insurance?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

It most definitely does. And it also comes with my adoration and a king sized bed! And you get all of Lee's things too.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I HAT U

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

YOU DO NOT DESERVE COLONIAL TOYS ANYMORE.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR DISAPPROVAL OF ME.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

YOU ARE NOT LIKE ZAKKIE!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Wow. This sounds like the best job ever.

*cough* Erm, sir, as an honorary Adama, may I ask your permission to court Anders? Just to make it official and okay, sir.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Anders? Is he the young man I met with you? Yes, I already like him better then Lee so you may court him.

I will groom him for taking over the Galactica so you and he can run a joint command.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Thank you sir! You're the best not-actually-my-Dad ever! *hugs him again*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

*hugs back and actually smiles!*

And you're a good honorary Adama. I am so glad you came to fill the void in my heart.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

And I am glad to fill your void sir. omg, DIRTY!

Do you want me to do anything else for you sir? Otherwise I'm just gonna continue to mock your estranged son

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

WELL GO WRITE ABOUT ME IN YOUR POETRY JOURNAL!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

While in all actuality, this is truth you speak, I still hate you for pointing this out.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

[[The meta, it burns]]

...would you like a hug from your replacemant too?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...okay.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*hugs Lee in the comfort of knowing that Kara isn't around for him to stare at the whole time while she hugs him*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*hugs back sweetly*