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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[elishevara.livejournal.com]

I'll have a chat with the Source about it, then. A Charmed One turned demoness would be a powerful servant.


And if large men in spandex ask you to join a professional wrestling organization, just go with it.

[sensethevisions]

Oh, thank you.


Do I get to beat him up?

[elishevara.livejournal.com]

As often as you like.

[sensethevisions]

I like this job.