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fandomtherapy2005-11-08 07:38 am
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Is my son a failure?
Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:
-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let'smy sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:
-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.
WHERE DID I GO WRONG?
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GO STAND IN THE CORNER IMMEDIATELY!
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