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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

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Shall we set up an appointment time then?

*holds you close to my manly bosom*

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

For you, I'll clear my schedule.

*is trapped against your manly bosom*

*looks up into your dark, wild, eyes*

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*writes appointment down in day planner*

*kisses you breathless but does not close eyes!*

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

I look forward to teaching you everything I know.

*is, omg, kissed breathless*

*swoons*

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And I look forward to your firm hand and swift teaching methods.

*throws you over my shoulder, takes you somewhere privates and OMG RAVISHES you*

[twanky-twiddle.livejournal.com]

Until then my good man.

*is OMG RAVISHED*

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I look forward to it.

*happies but does not show it because OMG REPUTATION*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*is scared*

*needs OMG BRAINBLEACH*