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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*clings* *rages!*

[can_be_more]

*clings back* Can I rage against my mean mommy that I haven't met in this reality?*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oh please do!

[can_be_more]

*rages* And I'm sure my daddy was very nice but gee, I'll never know!*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*AN ASIDE*

OMG THEY ARE BONDING! WILL LEE STEAL HER FROM ME?

[can_be_more]

I'm so your girl, remember? Only in subtext.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*an aside*

I miss Kara.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG Mr&Mrs. Sun!

[can_be_more]

I'm not wearing white.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Neither am I, darling.

[can_be_more]

Just so we're both clear. What will your father say?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Will she bear you strong sons to continue the Adama line?

[can_be_more]

... He's got issues.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...you're telling ME.