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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Damn right. I mean, wait...

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*lusts*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*preens*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Stealing my boyfriend? Your Jedi-fu does not scare me!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

It should, OMG. I could Jedi-fu you into believing you were a chicken if I wanted to. But I won't because That Would Be Wrong.

So instead I will rely on my superior toast-making abilities. And my giant light-up phallic symbol.