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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Until you've got the matching hat, you are so not the Chosen One.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

After the Mace Windu Gets Drunk and Wears a Leopard Print Pimp Hat Incident, Jedi have been forbidden from wearing head attire other than the hoods of our cloaks.

But my cloak also says "Chosen One." In sequins.

*twirls*

See?