Fandomtherapy! Help me out, yo.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

My dead girlfriend is being driven crazy by a flash bastard in really schnazzy shades - wonder if he got 'em where I got mine? demon.

Comments, suggestions, pointers...?

Comments

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. I'd have to check.

What if you're non-violent, though? Non-violent methods are pretty keen, too.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Do I look like the Peace Corps to you?

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

No, you look kind of like an overgrown toaster...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*dies while laughing*

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

*brings John to Alanis!God for resurrection*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

OMG YAY! Tell me when she's gonna speak so my head doesn't explode!

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

*wonders if Crichton is now pregnant, and whether it would Lee's or Aeryn's if he was...*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*parentage of the baby in the oven will remain a super duper sekrit but I am naming it Fandomlina Crichton*

[silent-robert.livejournal.com]

*dies* Poor kid, s/he's gonna grow up all crazy like Cally and Anders! And Lee Gideon!

OMG it has to be Lee's because you are carrying on the tradition of horrib embarrassing names!

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

yeah, you're kinda right.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Don't let Cally hear you say that - omg, you're so meen!

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

*meens*

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

*sexes you up anyway, 'cause morally ambiguous chicks are pretty damn hot.*

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm totally morally ambiguous right here, honey.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I need a can-opener to get to the creamy, morally ambiguous center!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Or you could ask nicely... Just know that I'll totally empty your wallet afterwards.

[shane-mcc.livejournal.com]

Psssssh. Two girlfriends - no waiting (and no charge!). Plus, I'm so totally broke. Waitress, y'know.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

You're going to settle for two? That's kinda disappointing.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Comes with the job when they pay you to make toast out of people.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that when applying for jobs in the future.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that you're going to forget about it and run around in yellow and green spandex.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

I would never do such a thing. Nor would I ever have a really bad perm and tease my hair in such a way that it stays 10 feet tall even while flying really really fast and being up crazy anti-human mutants and anti-mutant humans. Nope. Never.

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Of course you won't. Anyone who thinks that is batshit crazy. I'll eliminate them for you for a small fee too.

Wait. You insulted my armour.

I'll charge you double the price.

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

They are! And my pseudo-boyfriend/guardian person won't ever wear yellow and blue spandex either. Who makes up these lies?!?

It wasn't really an insult. More of an observation. Besides, you said I'd wear green and yellow spandex! Though green really is my color. Matches the hair, you know...

...How much is double a 'small fee'?

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Someone called Marvel? You should get them eiminated as well.

When you've got the ability to bully most people in a town, you've got the right to take anything you don't like as an insult.

Same as a normal fee.