ext_26738 ([identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
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Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to know.

I'll try some new things...later.
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
That would be three days in a row, you know.
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That's really funny.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't wanna be the one to decrease your energy levels...
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
My stamina is in no immediate danger.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because it's only been three days. Once we hit five, you won't be getting out of bed...

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a man of my word. I promise. We'll go for three times in one night soon...
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Can't say I'm not looking forward to it...

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
What will your PK friends say when you have to go back and can't do this all the time?
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wow, she's a bitch."

Are you really bringing that up at FT? I'm going to have to therapize myself again.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I just wanted to know I'd be missed! And I'll therapize you tonight!
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You definitely will be. So will your therapization therapy.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I might patent my therapization therapy techniques. So I can make millions!
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Are you planning on sharing those techniques in order to make the millions?

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Only with you, honey. You just can't share them with your PK buddies.
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*is slightly disturbed at the thought of other guys outside of subtext*

*is omg whipped*

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*is omg whipped as well*

*does not omg care*
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[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
*is happily omg mutually whipped*

*omg*
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