ext_26738 ([identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
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Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
We only let you think it's different for a girl.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? So you think about sex every 3 seconds too?

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Not with you, they don't!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
You're digging a hole for yourself here, Stump Chunkman.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends on how long it's been and who's around. Whether or not they're cute...

Every 3 seconds? I thought it was every 12. See, you're just special.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It was 12 and then Vala left. And then it became 9, then 6 and now it's down to 3. I'm really not looking forward to tomorrow.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I'm impressed. Does Vala teach techniques or anything? She should have a class. Not that I'm using them on anyone.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
*blushes* She's errr... *coughs* She's a great teacher.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh*

Okay, no blushing at FT!

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
*clears throat*

Right.

Honey, she knows all the moves and all the works and she's not shy of educating me in the art of love making.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
That's better. See, therapy.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I still didn't get any sex...
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry? I haven't gotten any since I've been here, though, so...

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
So...

Join the support group?
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll bring the popcorn.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Cool. I got the chocolate covered. Can I braid your hair?
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
All we need is booze and we're set. Sure. I have very pretty hair. It's shiny.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
We might want to raid Lee's room for ambrosia then. Very pretty. It lacks a blonde streak, but the shininess completely makes up for it.
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[personal profile] fates_jaye 2005-11-12 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Panty booze raid! *swishes hair*
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