Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You're a girl! It's not the same... She did this on purpose. Got me hooked on daily sex and then ran off.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

If Chloe hits you for that, I'm laughing.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

She didn't. Nerh!

[mycanonhatesme]

I'd be happy to hit him if that would amuse you. Honestly, "you're a girl it's not the same." Right, because girls totally don't like sex too.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when you date non-Europeans. They think girls don't like it, and also look at you in adorable befuddlement when you mention things like making use of the g-spot.

[mycanonhatesme]

Oh Angelus, I knew you'd be a voice of reason here.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I should give lessons. "The clit and why you should be best friends with it." Lesson two: "Oral sex and why giving it to her won't kill you."

[mycanonhatesme]

Oh yes, that's exactly what she did. I bet she's off wherever cackling to herself about how much you're pining for her while she's away.

But hey, just think of how fantastic the sex will be when she gets back.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I bet, she knows she's got me wrapped around her little finger.

*sighs* See, my need for sex is going to override my need for shouting at her.

[mycanonhatesme]

Does she know you well enough to know how your needs will override each other? Because if so, she may have planned it that way. There's no need for shouting when you could get sex instead.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Shit. I wouldn't be surprised. I'm so screwed.

[fates_jaye]

We only let you think it's different for a girl.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Really? So you think about sex every 3 seconds too?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Not with you, they don't!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You're digging a hole for yourself here, Stump Chunkman.

[fates_jaye]

Depends on how long it's been and who's around. Whether or not they're cute...

Every 3 seconds? I thought it was every 12. See, you're just special.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It was 12 and then Vala left. And then it became 9, then 6 and now it's down to 3. I'm really not looking forward to tomorrow.

[fates_jaye]

...

I'm impressed. Does Vala teach techniques or anything? She should have a class. Not that I'm using them on anyone.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*blushes* She's errr... *coughs* She's a great teacher.

[fates_jaye]

*sigh*

Okay, no blushing at FT!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*clears throat*

Right.

Honey, she knows all the moves and all the works and she's not shy of educating me in the art of love making.

[fates_jaye]

That's better. See, therapy.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I still didn't get any sex...

[fates_jaye]

Sorry? I haven't gotten any since I've been here, though, so...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

So...

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