Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Why would Logan mind? This is simply pure, innocent stress relief for the sake of the students! I mean, the boy has jealosy issues, but being angry with you over teaching me something so useful is really pushing it.

This is worse than when Becky was propositioning him.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Logan's a great and sharing guy like that. I'm absolutely certain he wouldn't mind the two of us teaching stress-relieving activities, regardless of whether or not any of our fellow students happened to be in the room with us at the time.

Dirty!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

We could always videotape it, so that everyone could share in the stress relief, but it could be taught somewhere private so that neither of us would have performance anxiety. I mean, I for one get very nervous in front of crowds. You know that.

Yes. But so very, very, very funny.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

That is true. You do get nervous in front of crowds. I remember that from the fashion show when I was watching your leather-clad ass you so closely while you were on stage. You know, to support you since Logan couldn't be there.

You're not wrong

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

That is so, so sweet. You're such a good friend to look out for me like that. Not only do you want to make sure my stress is alleviated, but you were concerned about my fear of crowds yesterday! Aw. So thoughtful.

And that interaction broke no one's brain either.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

How could I be anything but a good friend? You were so kind to reach out and touch to me in spite of me being a vampire. That's the kind of thing that moves a guy in his pants. The least I can do is try to be the bestest guy buddy a girl like you could have.

And if helping you to relieve stress in a private and, appropriately enough, stress-free environment while Logan is not only out of town but hours away and with no way to find out about it is the only way that can happen... well that's just the kind of guy I am.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Hey, the very fact that Logan is away is stressful for me. So we can't help the fact that he isn't here and unable to participate in the stress relief, since he's technically one of the stressors in question.

And telling him about it would probably only make him upset that he wasn't here to help me out, and would make everyone more aggravated. It's a vicious cycle, really.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

It so is. And Logan already has so much to worry about. It wouldn't be right for us to add to his burden by telling him about how you were stressed and he wasn't here to help with it.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Of course, Logan could probably use some stress relief as well.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Betcha Vladdie could help with that. That little pup's so gosh-darn cute you just can't be stressed when he's around.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

This is true! And Vladdie does love his Uncle Logie.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I bet when Logan comes home Vladdie will be just dying to lick him all over.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Yes...Vladdie will, and no one else.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Of course! Vladdie wouldn't have it any other way.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Vladdie is very possessive that way.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I bet he'd sit right on top of Logan and growl if anyone came near while the licking was going on.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

He'd probably do that anyway, even if no one was around.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

True. If Vladdie loves anything, it's sitting on Logan.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Well, he also enjoys playing with Logan. Vladdie's a very friendly and playful little thing.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You know I think it was all that time Logan spent as a bunny that made him so attuned to the needs of animals.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I think Logan was in tune with those needs before that. He's very intuitive.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Very true. I think it's all that time he's spent in California. He's a very sensitive person.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

He is. Very sensitive, and attentive.

Hey, it rhymes.