Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Poor baby, I'd offer no-strings comfort sex sage advice, but I'm currently getting sexed-up by Angelus a little busy right now.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's the thought that counts. Angelus gets all the fun around here.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

And since I haven't heard Vala complain I think very highly of you.Hey, turn evil and there'll be plenty of opportunities for fun. Chicks dig the bad boys.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Vala says I'm a quicky study. Thanks. That's er... thanks. Sure, they dig bad boys for a quick frak against the wall, but they stay with the good boys.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Always an asset. You're welcome. That's why you switch between the two, or become an anti-hero...

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

It's the leather pants. And the ungodly sexual stamina.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'd say I hadn't noticed, but that would be a lie.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Hey, I can pull off leather pants and still be a good guy.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Prove it

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Here (http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/3545/minijc31zc.jpg) you (http://www.britangie.34sp.com/images1/gallery/farscape_06.jpg) go (http://www.britangie.34sp.com/images1/gallery/bentwo.jpg).

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I do not hate the pretty.

On the other hand you said you could take the pants off so...

*waits patiently for the pantsless pictures*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yups (http://farscape-caps.com/112/rib008.jpg) and (http://farscape-caps.com/112/rib005.jpg) yup (http://farscape-caps.com/112/rib007.jpg).

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Don't you people know the answer to everything around here is THREESOME?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

But "Which three?" is the question. You and Aeryn doing anything later?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Mix and matching is always fun. Not sure. We're still tired from last night, after all...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Rub it in, why don't you?

[can_be_more]

*eyebrow raise* But seriously, times are negotiable.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Broadening our horizons and all. Should I jot this down in my day planner?

[can_be_more]

Of course. Horizon broadening. Only if you think you're going to forget.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I don't have any plans for this evening, so if you're free anytime after five...

[can_be_more]

There's always time for subtexty threesomes.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Your place, my place, or his?

[can_be_more]

Probably his. He's got a single.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Or more than threesome, as the case may be.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

We'd have to make sure the room is big enough. Or not.