Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[can_be_more]

Sorry if we were too loud on the roof the other night, Cam.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And that was the quiet time!

[can_be_more]

Well, except for when you did that thing...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Liked that one, did you? Maybe Cam was asleep when I did that...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I think I was having a wet dream at the time...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

You probably just rolled over on your juice box.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I highly doubt it.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*awards points for Friends reference*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Enjoy one of the rare moments of me being a catcher...

[can_be_more]

Yeah, that was.... *clears throat* Yeah.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Good to know.

I'll try some new things...later.

[can_be_more]

That would be three days in a row, you know.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Are you worn out, honey?

[can_be_more]

That's really funny.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't hear anything. Thanks for sharing, though.

[can_be_more]

You're welcome.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Maybe he wants to know more?

[can_be_more]

Could always give him a repeat performance, but that might be rubbing it in too far...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*ponders knocking John out and swapping places*

[can_be_more]

*eyebrow raise*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Or not? *looks to cute and harmless*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

She could tell the difference, dude.

[can_be_more]

I know where all your birthmarks are.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

But maybe she doesn't want to know?