I am so oppressed

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Dear Doctor,

I have emo daddy issues. Big-time.

However, so does everybody else in Fandom High. This means that my emo daddy issues are not getting their fair share of attention.

MY PARENTAL RELATIONSHIP IS WAY MORE F*CKED UP THAN YOURS! BOW BEFORE MY MISERY!

er... is my hour up yet?

Comments

[daddylexbucks.livejournal.com]

My Dad is not only a complete bastard... he spent half of his scenes in season 3 having sexual chemistry with me.

Beat that!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Can't Sydney give you a run for your money in that one?

[daddylexbucks.livejournal.com]

*brain bleach*

Yes, but we are talking about you!

[mycanonhatesme]

Your dad has sexual chemistry with trees. It's not just you.

[daddylexbucks.livejournal.com]

Yes, but it's more disturbing when the sex is on high power with me than when he's with say, the quirky and attractive blonde 35 years his junior. *smirks*

[mycanonhatesme]

I suppose you have a point. But how would you be able to continue your personal Greek tragedy without the requisite disturbing father figure? I'm just glad he didn't actually try anything.

By the way, did I tell you that I'm coming home for Thanksgiving? *smiles*

[daddylexbucks.livejournal.com]

Really? guess I know what I'll be eating.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*BRAIN BLEACH ON AISLE 4 STAT!*

[daddylexbucks.livejournal.com]

some one's just jealous cause in my world the perky, quirky chick both has the hots for me and isn't going to be consumed from the inside only to rise again as some kind of God-King

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

::sobs:: ::again::

::Don't forget having to behead my kinky off-again on-again girlfriend. That racked up some major Angst Points; I was able to redeem them for a monogrammed set of linen crying towels.::

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Uh, yeah. About that? You've doomed me to a lifetime of turtlenecks and scarves, you realize.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

I'm not quite sure 'lifetime' is the right word in this context.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Does *eternity* work better for you? It's a long damn time to not be able to wear anything that reveals cleavage, that's all I know.

And I think I deserve at least one of those crying towels. It *was* my head.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

*wraps a linen towel around her neck*

*the monogram does NOT read 'Lilah Wyndam-Pryce'*

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Thank you very much.

*snorts* As if. It'd be more likely to read Wesley Morgan.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Show a little gratitude. I was preventing you from a Fate Worse Than Death. And I tried to get you out of your W&H contract.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

I know. It was very sweet. A little naive, perhaps, but very sweet.

Speaking of...why aren't you bound by the same contract? You worked for them too.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Not Dead Yet. (Furthermore, I'm signing that contract in my future; it's in your past.)

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Can you dance and sing?

Will you even sign it, or will Angel sign for everybody? It makes a difference, you know. (Stupid quantum issues. Completely mess up the verb tenses.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Well, you're the lawyer. I recall committing to Angel orally.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think you've got yourself a lovely loophole there, buddy boy. Let him try and prove it in court.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Mmm-hmm. And whose side do you plan to take? I think we've already established that.

[lilah-esq.livejournal.com]

It's in the job description. See damnation, eternal.

[mycanonhatesme]

*blushes*

((*dies a lot*))