Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

Oh noes!

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

My pillow and have separated! Our relationship has fallen apart. We fight everyday about when I should fall asleep! I don't know how to recocile with it!

Oh noes! I've just been served papers! My pillow has taken ownership of my bed!

WAAAAH! I NEED THERAPY!!!

OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

OMG I hate her.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

WTF, player? Bad enough that you came up with the cracked out banthabell concept that has followed me around for a month.

But the cross-dressing? With the lipstick?

WhenIf I turn to the Dark Side, it's all your fault, woman.

Hope you can live with that.

*sulks*
*sullenly*
*and without the banthabell, WOE*

WOE.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

So my girlfriend has maxed out my credit card. I didn't even think I HAD a credit card. (What would the name be on it, anyway? DOCTOR, THE: member since...ever?) Time Lords should be beyond your monetary system--at least, I never had a problem with this before.

Then again, I didn't have a girlfriend before, either. Or a boyfriend. Or a pony. And I still don't have the pony.


Oh, and I want to make toast, but the mun says no, because she's playing Kingdom of Loathing at work. How that prevents my making toast, I do not know. [sulks]

WOE.

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

So my girlfriend has maxed out my credit card. I didn't even think I HAD a credit card. (What would the name be on it, anyway? DOCTOR, THE: member since...ever?) Time Lords should be beyond your monetary system--at least, I never had a problem with this before.

Then again, I didn't have a girlfriend before, either. Or a boyfriend. Or a pony. And I still don't have the pony.


Oh, and I want to make toast, but the mun says no, because she's playing Kingdom of Loathing at work. How that prevents my making toast, I do not know. [sulks]

(no subject)

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

My mun's defective. Can I have a new one?

*Stares at Anakin for a moment*

Well, at least she didn't dress me in a leather mini with lipstick...cause dude, so not your shade.

(no subject)

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

My mun's defective. Can I have a new one?

*Stares at Anakin for a moment*

Well, at least she didn't dress me in a leather mini with lipstick...cause dude, so not your shade.

(no subject)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I think I want to squish Anakin Skywalker with my LOVE AND AFFECTION. *angsts*

(no subject)

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I think I want to squish Anakin Skywalker with my LOVE AND AFFECTION. *angsts*

(no subject)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

To anyone who mocked me or just had to rub it in;

HA!

*goes snuggle his girlfriend*

(no subject)

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

To anyone who mocked me or just had to rub it in;

HA!

*goes snuggle his girlfriend*

Stupid Writers and their stupid OTPS

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

My writer is busily tapping away at a story.

Is it my great AU adventure for NaNo? No

Is it me taking Beautiful on that trip to Deneb? No

Is it porn? Yes. And she's got me paired with Anakin's future son.

Now I get that we were an OTP well before I came here. I get that she's list mom for Luke_and_Han at Yahoo. I get that she's got this huge archive, both electronic and print of me doing this gorgeous blond.


I just feel like I'm cheating.
I need a shower, I feel so dirty and violated.

Stupid Writers and their stupid OTPS

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

My writer is busily tapping away at a story.

Is it my great AU adventure for NaNo? No

Is it me taking Beautiful on that trip to Deneb? No

Is it porn? Yes. And she's got me paired with Anakin's future son.

Now I get that we were an OTP well before I came here. I get that she's list mom for Luke_and_Han at Yahoo. I get that she's got this huge archive, both electronic and print of me doing this gorgeous blond.


I just feel like I'm cheating.
I need a shower, I feel so dirty and violated.