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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

We know about the Daddy issues. What about the Mommy issues? They deserve love to. Especially the dead ones.

((ooc: No, I have no idea what my character and I are on.))

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[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My twin raises my arch-nemesis. From the dead. And steals my power to do it. And then dies at 19. Or possibly 22 because woe, the author can't count.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

*blinks*

Huh. My son'll have worse hair than me? But he saves me from my life of dark minion-ness, so I guess I should be grateful.

He's just so annoying.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should get him a girlfriend.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I heard that he made some moves on his sister. These sorts of things should not be encouraged.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! More sibling issues!

Right. To the priesthood with him!

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Definitely. For some Jedi, the life of celibacy should be encouraged.

Just not for me.

Because I am hot. And the Chosen One. And shouldn't have to follow the rules.

Did I mention I was the Chosen One?

And hot?

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Tell it to Rory Gilmore. Although I wouldn't mind walking in on the shirtless meditation. Nope.

Yeah, yeah, you, Summers, and Potter. You're all Chosen. Red Rover, Red Rover, let the Ones come on over.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Hot's not so good for the extremities. Trust me on this. How do you feel about being Mr. Burninated 2004?

[swerval_zero]

See, you can totally blame that on Obi-Wan, too! Don't you think before he died he could've found ten seconds to say, "Oh, by the way, Luke, that girl over there? Totally your sister. So lose the impure thoughts, because, ew."

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

She's got a point. How difficult would that have been? Sheesh.

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Nope, not a girl any more.

Don't worry about the twins. I got 'em taken care of. Or will in about 25 years.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

But I went to high school with you. That's Not Right.

[swerval_zero]

Is it so surprising that Leia has daddy issues?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Not really.

*does not want a Leia next enrollment purely for the brain breakage*

[12parseckessel.livejournal.com]

Doesn't change the fact that on our own timeline, you're 12 years older than me. And I'm 12 years older than them. Time rifts or something.

And, where I come from, you don't marry one twin without marrying the other too.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

My author has a good crack supplier. He keeps her happy.

My daughter marries a crow. And then has a kid. While a slave in a far away country. And a spy. All because I was a bad mother. It's not my fault the stupid immortals had to attack when she was six!

[swerval_zero]

Your daughter is a total Mary Sue is into bestiality?

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Did you read the books? My daughter is...odd. She takes after every member of my illustrous family. Including those who think collecting ears is cool.

[swerval_zero]

Of course I did! I see. Sorry about that. They pop up in the best of families, I suppose.

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

*sobs* One of my friends went screaming at the crow/Aly parts. OMGWTFBBQ??!! My sons are good boys, one's a knight the other's a magician. Remind me of me and Thom for some reason. Where did I go wrong?

[swerval_zero]

Honey, by that time you won't even have hair. And you'll be kind of gross. Sorry.

But the black cape is teh sex, if that helps.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

Plus the voice is indelible and unforgettable and really really frakking scary.

[swerval_zero]

Yeah, he stops sounding like a whiny teenager and starts sounding like a total badass. So that's a plus.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

But the whole being burnitated kinda sucked.

So another thing to blame Obi-Wan for, really.

*sulks*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

If burninating made me sound like James Earl Jones, I would totally sign up.