I need to be therapized!

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

ZOMG what is wrong with me? Why do I keep on getting crushes on evil and a little bit gay boys who overuse styling products and like to kick puppies?

Even my roommate kicked me out this weekend so she could get a piece. I had to sleep in Professor Tara's room. I heard she might be a lesbian. Do you think she's make out with me? Would I be a pretty lesbian? Am I femme? Should I listen to the Indigo Girls now? Will Lee still share his toast with me if I am gay? Can I still have dirty thoughts about my Math teacher if he is a boy?

OH WOEZ!

I'm going to go do some squats. I need therapization.

Comments

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Lee will share his toast with anyone, because he's a toast-giving hussy.

...except maybe me and Anders, now. We might be on the no-toast bad list.

[lisacuddy.livejournal.com]

He's not a toast-slut, he's just generous...
And maybe you are only on toast probabtion?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

His dad loves me more than him.

That's a toast death sentence.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

MY FATHER FIGURE HATES ME NOW! H0R!!!!

*BITCHSLAPS*

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

*gets all distracted by the hotness of icon*

LA!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

He'll give you toast. It will be burnt and unbuttered though. And no jam for you!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*cries*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

YOU MADE MY GIRLFRIEND CRY? THAT'S IT, CRICHTON, THE WEDDING IS SO OFF.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

FINE I FOUND SOMEONE ELSE ANYWAY WHO LIKES THEIR FIRST NAME!

ALSO CALLY HAS NO FIRST NAME OR IS THAT LAST NAME?!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

NO TOAST FOR YOU! *EVIL EYE*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

WHATEVER, FRANCHESKA!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

IT'S ON NOW BITCH

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS THAT I GOT ADAMA-HUGS, AND YOU DIDN'T!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

I GOT SEXY ADAMA HUGS! WHICH ARE EVEN BETTER!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

WHEN CALLY-HUGS ARE PART OF THE EQUATION, EVEN GRUMPY ADAMA HUGS ARE TEH BEST!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

DOES ANDERS KNOW ABOUT YOUR THING FOR OLDER MEN?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I GOT WAY MORE THAN HUGS OUT OF ANDERS LAST NIGHT, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

ONLY HUGS? NO WONDER YOU TWO ARE SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

WHAT PART OF "MORE THAN" HUGS DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND, FRANCHESKA?

YOU AND LEE BEING SUCH GOOD FRAK-BUDDDIES, I THOUGHT YOU'D PICK UP ON THE SUBTLE IMPLICATIONS!

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

NEXT TIME PLZ BE KEEPING YOUR MOUTH SHUT AROUND THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

AND I DON'T DO SUBTLE.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

KEEP YOUR EVIL EYE OFF MY GIRLFRIEND EVEN THOUGH THE TWO OF YOU MAKE A HAWT PAIRING OMG, FRAKKING BITCH.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP PANSY

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

WHATTHEFRAKEVER, FRANCHESKA. YOU'LL KNOW WHAT YOU'LL BE MISSING AFTER YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE ON CAPRICA, YOU BITCH.

[pyramid-is-life.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST YOU GOT A GOOD SEND OFF!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

OMG JEALOUS MUCH?