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Current Mood: pouting & horny

Woe!

My ex-boyfriend, once-virginal founding member of the Male Fans of Celine Dion Club, has been broken up with me for ten whole days and he's turned into a complete man ho.

Now the radio slut is benefiting from everything I taught him!

This is causing me soulpain, dammit! ~~Although I can't look away.... does that make me a perv?~~

Plus I'm not getting any, dammit!

And everything I try to eat tastes like goddammed chicken!!!

Someone comfort me...?

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*grins* I'm up for a fling if you are.

*whap*

~~No he's not, damnit!~~

Oh, look, someone whapped you.... How did that happen?

You can Pretend to be be my fantasy, now can't you? *grins salaciously*

*trips* *glowers* *DEATHGLARE*

Ow! Bitch!

Just 'cuz you aren't making a move on the boy doesn't mean I can't find out just what he's learned working at that brothel.

Hey! I am making moves, damnit! Moves are being made! They're being made over the phone, even, so step off, bitka!

I can't help it if you're moving too slow, sweetie!

Fine!

*goes off to handcuff Jarod to the bed at her place, and locks the door*

HA!

...oh, this isn't good....

Hmmm...

*looks at Parker*

*considers*

*shrugs*

I can work with that if you can, sweetie...

*leers*

NEVER MIND! 'S all good, we've worked it out, nothing to see here, move along!

*goes back to playing with the pretty pretty Pretender and the velvet-lined handcuffs*

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aka-vala.livejournal.com - 2006-02-26 06:50 (UTC) - Expand

I draw the line at Pretending to be another guy, but costumes aren't a problem. *winks back*

Oh, I can definitely get behind that...

Don't you have space pirates to corrupt? Or something?

Apparently I've got a lot of guys to corrupt...

*considers getting an appointment scheduler*

Fabulous! Have at them! Go for it! Good for you!

Touch Jarod with anything and lose the corresponding body part.

Just so's you know.

*glare*

Oh, you think you scare me, bitch?

Aw, come here, baby. I'll be gentle...

Gentle's good. I can handle gentle.

We'll definitely start out that way, then.... *purrs*

I think you'd look splendid in them.

....okay, that at leaves us room for negotiation.

My cuffs or yours?

Er, yours. Mine don't have a key.

Works. Why don't we start off with being handcuffed together, and work our to who gets handcuffed alone from there?

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