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*Continue nod*

I, uh, I- *she did her blouse back up* I was shirtless at the time.

I see. *leans back in the chair ~~and waits for lapdance~~*

I just sort of, well he was listening to my heart, and I was looking at his face, and mouth, and his fingers were warm... I shouldn't be telling you this.

Why not?

Because I'm saying it outloud which makes it more real.

Perhaps if you pantomime?

Perhaps I could lay down here, close my eyes. I'm not too good at...hand gestures. Just ask Parker.

*she lays down on the couch and crosses her feet at the ankles*

I'll make sure to ask Parker about your hand skills.

*closes her eyes* Where were we?

You were telling me about the doctor ~~while getting naked~~.

Oh. Yes. He's very attractive you know, in an older hot man way. I don't think I even think about older when I look at him.

What do you think about when you look at him?

Bad thoughts. These thoughts that make me want to attack him, and my boyfriend.

You want to attack them both at the same time? ~~Can I get video?~~

Well, no. I don't think. I've never considered having them both at the same time. I'm not sure they would like me like that.

I'm sure Troy would. He's a skeezy bastard.

*blink* I told you his name?

I'm psychic. That's a major key of being a psychiatrist. *X-Men theme music plays*

*can you tell me what I'm thinking now?*

Are you going to tell John you were Bitterwoman? *No, that would be rude*

John? John was Captain Pete--Oh! *blushes*

You are one of his favorite people now. Catch him on AIM sometime. Bring heels.

Oh dear. AIM huh? Oh dear. Does he know it's me?

I don't think so. He's hoping it's an attractive girl. I think you qualify.