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So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

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You should be a lesbian. I need one to talk to, OMG.

...you know, even if I was talking to him at the moment, now I'm totally not ever going to be able to hug him EVER AGAIN thanks to you.

*cries*

Why are you so cruel?

Trust me, if you saw him naked, you'd know why I don't need to go anywhere else.

He needs to teach a class on HOW TO DO THAT.

I need to find one of those VERY GOOD people. Do they exist at Fandom?

Um. Hm.

I don't know a lot of guys, now that I think about it.

I think my big brother's spoken for.

Well... the shapeshifting only works with other people if they, um, ingest my DNA.

Think I should ask first, Ino? "Hey, you any good at this? 'Cause uh, I need it to feel so great, mkay?"

*sighs* Yeah, I'd bet. *drools*

Mm.. Nice. I mean, I know the in's and out's of sex, just not what the deed actually feels like. I could do nice.

I've been thinking about candidates y'know.

Why do you need to talk to a lesbian? I can pretend if you want.

Like in a...

*decides not to go there*

Damn DNA!

You could always ask for a threesome, but I don't think he'd say yes.

It's not cruelty! It's the truth!

You could do that! Some people might answer honestly 'round here! Or, you know, you could ask Chuck. He's easy, and awesome.

And buys the drinks.

I'd like to say you're looking at one but I can't really judge on my...merits.

...it's weird, I know.

Oooh, that would work.

Okay, so like, once again Kev is being a douche and has broken up with me for no good reason. Like I'm not allowed to show affection or something. What should I do, Van? I mean, Amber?

I get it all the time.

I'm now thinking threesomes. For some reason I don't think that'd pass over too well with my girlfriend.

Who is your big brother? I totally seriously do not want to be hitting on the wrong people here. I'm not that sort of girl.

*eyes new icon*

I have no complaints.

Another girl or another guy?

I was totally asking. Shhh.

Chuck? I haven't met Chuck. Ino? You been with Chuck?

*pats the pretty icon*

Newly sexxed or JUST BASKING IN IT?

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