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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

Omg guys. You all have NO IDEA what's under that serge. I have NO complaints.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

BETTER NOT.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...

Now I gotta ask.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I would film it and share it for posterity, (while, naturally, blurring out myself) but he won't let me.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

You could sell it and make millions!

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

WADE IS NOT SEEING ME LIKE THAT.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

TOO LATE, BUDDY.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

...did you like what you saw?

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

...THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

WHICH MEANS YOU DID.

HA HA HA.

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

I will stab you!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

AND WHY NOT?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE.

WELL.

BECAUSE THAT'S SECRET PRIVATE STUFF BETWEEN YOU AND ME.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

IT IS HARDLY SECRET, OMG.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

UM. WE DON'T HAVE AN AUDIENCE OR ANYTHING.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

COME ON PEOPLE TOTALLY KNOW WE DO IT. I AM ABOUT AS SUBTLE AS A SLEDGEHAMMER. ALSO I AM LOUD AS HELL AND I WORRY THAT OUR NEIGHBORS CAN SOMETIMES HEAR.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Honestly? I just like using this icon.

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I certainly don't have two variations on it on this account, just because of the tie thing.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Does your boyfriend even wear a tie?

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

As part of the brown uniform, yes!

But I think September should be here sooner. No reason.

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

You are just ALL ABOUT THE CHEATING TONIGHT!

[canadianpopstar.livejournal.com]

I AM NOT CHEATING OMG WE ARE HAVING A DISCUSSION.

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

Hey, we'll always have canon!

And um, you and I...back alley behind Caritas, Saturday?

[just-add-starch.livejournal.com]

*shifty*

I'm there.

Wear the dark suit?

[suit-of-awesome.livejournal.com]

*knows the one*

If you wear the brown uniform.