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[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

So, sex.

Who wants more of it? Who wants less of it? Who isn't having it AT ALL? And if you're not having it, WHY NOT?

Who's having it ALL THE TIME? Is there a secret?

And no, I'm not offering myself up (sorry, Toby). Space makes a man curious!

Comments

[intraspective]

I vote for more. Seriously, people.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

More for you? Or more for meeeeeee?

[intraspective]

More for everyone! But me especially.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Got someone in mind for that 'more for you'?

[intraspective]

Noooot at the moment, not really.

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

I'd try to hook you up with that guy upthread but he seems to like other guys. That wouldn't work out at all.

[intraspective]

It really really wouldn't. I am very definitely not a boy, thanks.

...any other suggestions?

[stupid-toasters.livejournal.com]

Um. Hm.

I don't know a lot of guys, now that I think about it.

I think my big brother's spoken for.

[withoutverona]

*raises hand* Nothing up against the wall between our rooms, please? It's bad enough when you throw plants.

Other than that, I am in full agreement with your proposal.

[intraspective]

I will stick to the other wall then, as long as you do the same, please.

[withoutverona]

We have a deal!

[intraspective]

Excellent! This sort of thing is terribly important after all.

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Ino, I knew you were one of my favorite people for a reason!

[intraspective]

As if I'd say anything else, seriously! Who wouldn't want more?

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

REPRESSED PEOPLE

So, clearly, we have to make up for all the sex they aren't having.

[intraspective]

Whatever. Can you believe it? They've got no idea what they're missing. I vote that we steal all that sex they're just not having. YES.

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

I have no problems with this plan. You still hitting the bar next week?

[intraspective]

That's the plan so far. Might change, you never know. You want to come?

[dojima-hime.livejournal.com]

Always!

Worst case scenario, we get wasted and drunk-dial/prank-call people until Tino tosses us out. Then we call and wake up Romeo, and make him come walk us back to the dorm!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Aren't you, like, twelve or something?

[intraspective]

I'm fifteen!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Really?

Huh.

...but you look twelve.

[intraspective]

Fifteen! Well. Technically, I'm fifteen in September, but still. Time travel gave me seven extra months and I'm counting them!

And I do not! It's not my fault I'm not that curvy!

[mouthy-merc.livejournal.com]

Riiiiight. Maybe you'll find a guy into that kiddy porn vibe.

[intraspective]

Not that it's any of your business but I've had sex with three different people since coming here. I think I'll be fine.